Just for laughs
What goes around and around the wood, but never goes into the wood?
The bark on a tree.
Railroad crossing, watch out for cars. Can you spell that without any Rs?
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat. Everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, mother, and daughter.
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd …
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name was Friday.
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