Just for laughs

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Q: What word looks the same back­wards and up­side down?

A: SWIMS.

Q: A boy fell off a 20-foot lad­der but did not get hurt. Why not?

A: He fell off the bot­tom step.

Q: Us­ing only ad­di­tion, how do you add eight 8s and get the num­ber 1,000?

A: 888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000.

Q: What never asks ques­tions but is of­ten an­swered?

A: A door­bell.

Q: What be­longs to

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