Just for laughs

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same mother, but we’ve never met.

Day and night.

I’m as hard as a rock, but I melt im­me­di­ately in hot wa­ter. What am I?

An ice cube.

I use my ear to speak and my mouth to hear. What am I?

A phone.

What’s worth more af­ter it’s bro­ken?

An egg.

It’s a shower, but with­out wa­ter.

A baby shower.

What grows up­wards and can never come down?

Our height.

I have a large money box, 10 inches wide and 5 inches tall. Roughly how many coins can I place in my empty money box?

Just one, af­ter which it will no longer be empty.

Source: www.flinto­box. com

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