A FAM­ILY AF­FAIR

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A mid­dle-aged cou­ple have two beau­ti­ful daugh­ters but al­ways talk about hav­ing a son. They de­cide to try one last time for the son they’ve al­ways wanted.

The wife gets preg­nant and de­liv­ers a healthy baby boy. But the joyful fa­ther is hor­ri­fied when he sees his new­born son for the first time. It’s the ugli­est child he’s ever seen.

“There’s no way I can be the fa­ther of this baby,” he says to his wife. “Look at the two beau­ti­ful daugh­ters I fa­thered! Have you been fool­ing around be­hind my back?”

The wife smiles sweetly and replies, “Not this time.”

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