AGE OF REASON
Bob, an extremely wealthy 70-year-old widower, shows up at his golf club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old woman who knocks everyone’s socks off. She hangs onto Bob’s arm and listens attentively to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast and corner him the first chance they get. “Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?” they ask. “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!” They’re flabbergasted. “So, how did you persuade her to marry you?” they probe. “I lied about my age,” Bob says. “What, did you tell her you were only 50?” Bob smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 90.”