YOU (South Africa) - - LEISURE -

Bob, an ex­tremely wealthy 70-year-old wid­ower, shows up at his golf club with a breath­tak­ingly beau­ti­ful 25-year-old woman who knocks ev­ery­one’s socks off. She hangs onto Bob’s arm and lis­tens at­ten­tively to his ev­ery word.

His bud­dies at the club are all aghast and cor­ner him the first chance they get. “Bob, how did you get the tro­phy girl­friend?” they ask. “Girl­friend? She’s my wife!” They’re flab­ber­gasted. “So, how did you per­suade her to marry you?” they probe. “I lied about my age,” Bob says. “What, did you tell her you were only 50?” Bob smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 90.”

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