Friends Peter and Bongani meet for a beer. “So what’s up?” Peter asks.
“Eish!” Bongani says. “First I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemochromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.” “Boy, have you had a hectic time!” “Ja, hey,” Bongani agrees. “I thought I’d never pull through that spelling test.”