BLONDE ON BLONDE

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A blonde is speed­ing when a fe­male traf­fic of­fi­cer pulls her over and walks up to her car.

The of­fi­cer, who also hap­pens to be blonde, asks the blonde be­hind the wheel for her driver’s li­cence.

The driver fran­ti­cally searches her bag for a while, to no avail.

“What does a driver’s li­cence look like?” she asks the cop.

Ir­ri­tated, the of­fi­cer says, “It’s got your pic­ture on it!”

The driver again fran­ti­cally searches her bag and at the bot­tom finds a small, rect­an­gu­lar mir­ror. She holds it up to her face.

“Aha!” she says. “This must be my driver’s li­cence,” and hands the mir­ror to the cop.

The of­fi­cer looks in the mir­ror, hands it back to the driver and says, “Okay, you’re free to go. If I’d known you were a po­lice of­fi­cer too we could’ve avoided all this.”

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