BLONDE ON BLONDE
A blonde is speeding when a female traffic officer pulls her over and walks up to her car.
The officer, who also happens to be blonde, asks the blonde behind the wheel for her driver’s licence.
The driver frantically searches her bag for a while, to no avail.
“What does a driver’s licence look like?” she asks the cop.
Irritated, the officer says, “It’s got your picture on it!”
The driver again frantically searches her bag and at the bottom finds a small, rectangular mirror. She holds it up to her face.
“Aha!” she says. “This must be my driver’s licence,” and hands the mirror to the cop.
The officer looks in the mirror, hands it back to the driver and says, “Okay, you’re free to go. If I’d known you were a police officer too we could’ve avoided all this.”