LAUGH A LITTLE
A blonde boards a plane to London and sits herself down in the first available seat. A few minutes later a flight attendant comes round and asks to see her ticket.
“I’m sorry, ma’am,” she says, “you can’t sit here. This is first class and your ticket says you’re booked in economy class. Please move to the back of the plane.”
“No,” the blonde replies. “I’m a blonde, I’m smart and I have a good job. I’m not moving until the plane arrives in London.”
The flight attendant doesn’t know what to do so she goes to tell the senior flight attendant on duty what had happened.
The senior attendant walks up to the blonde and asks her to please move to her allotted seat at the back of the plane.
“No,” the blonde says. “I’m a blonde, I’m smart and I have a good job. I’m not moving until this plane arrives in London.”
The two flight attendants decide to go and tell the pilot what’s going on.
The pilot walks over to where the blonde is sitting, leans over and whispers something in her ear. The flight attendants are astonished to see the blonde abruptly getting up from her seat and moving to the back of the plane.
“What did you tell her?” they ask the pilot.
“Well,” the pilot replies, “this has happened before with another passenger. I just told the woman that the front half of the plane isn’t going to London.”