Val van der Walt
and organise the customary rock throwing and tyre burning demonstration at the school’s main gate.
Mr Viljoen’s car will be set alight as will the principal’s office and the IT class, but only after all the computers have been looted.
The police will sit and watch at a safe distance.
Depending on the YouTube clip’s quality, the Minister of Education might visit the school to announce that all learners and teachers will receive trauma counselling.
Then the Department of Education will announce that a committee will be formed, who will appoint a board, which in turn will investigate the incident.
The principal will be forced to resign, as well as Mr Viljoen, and both will have to work as bartenders for the rest of their lives.
That’s the only kind of rumble you get nowadays in this banana jungle.