Pa­thetic pick-up lines

Zululand Observer - Weekender - - ZO OPINION -

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I’m new in town, could I have direc­tions to your house?

Can I bor­row your phone num­ber, I seem to have lost mine.

Was your fa­ther a thief? Some­one stole the stars from

the sky and put them in your eyes.

Be unique and dif­fer­ent, say yes.

Are your pants from outer space? Your butt is out of this world.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I must be in heaven be­cause

I’ve seen an an­gel

You’re like milk, I want to make you a part of my com­plete break­fast.

I’m not ac­tu­ally this tall. I’m sit­ting on my wal­let.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drink­ing?

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