Pathetic pick-up lines
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?
Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Was your father a thief? Someone stole the stars from
the sky and put them in your eyes.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Are your pants from outer space? Your butt is out of this world.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I must be in heaven because
I’ve seen an angel
You’re like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?