Mid­dle age man tired of junk SMS for smear tests and other treat­ments

7 Days in Dubai - - EVENTS -

“Wel­come to the coun­try where hos­pi­tal and clinic staff pass on your in­for­ma­tion freely to those whom of­fer in­cen­tives. We had a sim­i­lar is­sue when vis­it­ing a hos­pi­tal with my wife for her ex­am­i­na­tions prior to giv­ing birth. Within an hour of leav­ing the hos­pi­tal a com­pany called us re­gard­ing sav­ing the um­bil­i­cal cord. De­spite the fact we had al­ready re­quested no mar­ket­ing from the hos­pi­tal. They had shared my wives pri­vate de­tails and that al­lowed this aw­ful com­pany to pester her. Just no pri­vacy here!!”

DAVID

“Male? No wor­ries! We have a sex re-as­sign­ment surgery with 90days change back, if not sat­is­fied.”

CHEGU

“I un­der­stand. I’m a fe­male and get some weird pro­mo­tional stuff, size mat­ters and dys­func­tion frus­tra­tion no-more and the like. LOL. I usu­ally laugh it off and delete the sms. Easier to deal with than fliers and cards on the wind­shield of my big Rangie..”

LALA LANDIE

“Hit SMS de­tails…Block ….keep do­ing this for at least a few years and you will get down to one or two a week. Don’t give out your mo­bile un­less you have to. I have also had all kinds of clin­ics telling me about new doc­tors…the best one I had was one from an air­line with great busi­ness class seat deals. I have booked one, one way, in a few months…..good luck ….”

DR ROBOTICA

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