You’re about to win the men’s club championship. But can you pull off a tour- pro- quality hugfest? Follow this checklist.
We’re here to help: 15 excuses for not having a good round. BY SAM WEINMAN AND ALEX MYERS
In matching clothes (or at least clothes); hopefully not staring at their phones or causing a scene.
Wearing expression that says she’ll still love you if you three-putt and lose; candy for bribing kids not to make a scene.
Remembering hug order—caddie, then wife and kids, then head pro, guys in the shop, bartender from night before, Uber driver from the night before, locker-room guy who gave you Tylenol to take the edge off the night before.