THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT GOLF COURSES
(and what they really mean)
“IT’S PURE GOLF.” means: pack a sandwich. there isn’t even a snack bar.
“IT’S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU.” means: they stopped making a yardage book.
“KIND OF AN OLDSCHOOL COURSE.” means: the greens are rolling at about four.
“ONE OF A KIND.” means: not many courses are this poorly designed and terribly maintained.
“YOU REALLY HAVE TO THINK YOUR WAY AROUND IT.” means: you might get lost on the back nine.
“I LIKE IT BUT IT’S NOT MY FAVOURITE.” means: you are a chopper no matter where you play.
“IT’S A COURSE THAT JUST SUITS MY EYE.” means: the way you are playing buddy, it’s time for a visit to the optometrist.