THINGS PEO­PLE SAY ABOUT GOLF COUR­SES

(and what they re­ally mean)

Golf Digest Middle East - - The Golf Life -

“IT’S PURE GOLF.” means: pack a sand­wich. there isn’t even a snack bar.

“IT’S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU.” means: they stopped mak­ing a yardage book.

“KIND OF AN OLDSCHOOL COURSE.” means: the greens are rolling at about four.

“ONE OF A KIND.” means: not many cour­ses are this poorly de­signed and ter­ri­bly main­tained.

“YOU RE­ALLY HAVE TO THINK YOUR WAY AROUND IT.” means: you might get lost on the back nine.

“I LIKE IT BUT IT’S NOT MY FAVOURITE.” means: you are a chop­per no mat­ter where you play.

“IT’S A COURSE THAT JUST SUITS MY EYE.” means: the way you are play­ing buddy, it’s time for a visit to the op­tometrist.

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