Preg­nancy lessons

A fa­ther-to-be shares his in­sights

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Your wife is a Navy Seal of a wife for work­ing dur­ing her preg­nancy, al­beit a Navy Seal of a wife who does yoga/ med­i­tates/watches the Kar­dashi­ans. Let your wife eat what she wants, and con­sider yourself blessed that her sar­dine ad­dic­tion isn’t some­thing more hard­core like coal (that’s a real thing, BTW). But when things progress to the third bowl of choco­late mousse in bed, be aware that it’s time for you to stage an in­ter­ven­tion. Your baby is al­ways the size of a piece of fruit, so don’t be alarmed if you come home from work to nd your wife mas­sag­ing her belly and telling you her av­o­cado/melon/pumpkin is feel­ing mas­sive to­day. Also, never, ever tell her the bump is look­ing big, re­gard­less of the fact it looks like a gi­ant’s bowl­ing ball. Never ar­gue with your wife when her nest­ing in­stinct kicks in. Your wife will de­mand the best for your baby,

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