Time poor pro­mot­ers cre­ate new day to max­i­mize prof­its

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With dance mu­sic tak­ing over the city, party pro­mot­ers in the city have cre­ated a new day of the week. Named Jiz­z­day, the new club de­voted day extends the cur­rent week­end, and falls be­tween Fri­day and Satur­day.

With re­cent re­port es­ti­mat­ing that the city is com­prised of 56% deep/ tech house, with ur­ban mak­ing up the rest of the playlist, it was a no brainer for the pro­mot­ers, says Ab­dul Cashin, the man be­hind cult par­ties like the Hideously Rich List and Mod­els and Call­girls. ‘ Ev­ery day there’s a party, ev­ery day. But with so much com­pe­ti­tion, and in­stead of do­ing some­thing new, we thought why not just make up a new day, over­charge our nor­mal 250% on the wa­tered down al­co­hol and in­vite down our VVVVIP list to be the first ever to party on a Jiz­z­day.’

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