Give and let give

Infusion Magazine - - PREVIEWS -

This is­sue, with Ra­madan com­ing up, I thought I’d have a go at sham­ing a large sec­tion of the par­ty­ing pop­u­la­tion – yeah, I know that’s my job nor­mally, but this time there’s an ac­tual pur­pose.

Ta­bles, for where you pay for the priv­i­lege of SIT­TING DOWN IN A CLUB DE­SIGNED FOR DANC­ING, are hideously, hideously ex­pen­sive. Like I lit­er­ally cry Crys­tal tears at the thought of you spaffing Dhs50k on a ta­ble just so you can sit down with your cronies and by- the- hour women and look like a play­boy for 2 hours.

So in­stead, here are some sug­ges­tions on what you can do with that money in­stead of look­ing like a cigar chomp­ing tw@ t

Do­nate it to char­ity Do­nate it to char­ity Or, you could, you know DO­NATE IT TO CHAR­ITY YOU PA­THETIC EX­CUSE FOR A HU­MANOID.

Monkey Out...

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