Give and let give
This issue, with Ramadan coming up, I thought I’d have a go at shaming a large section of the partying population – yeah, I know that’s my job normally, but this time there’s an actual purpose.
Tables, for where you pay for the privilege of SITTING DOWN IN A CLUB DESIGNED FOR DANCING, are hideously, hideously expensive. Like I literally cry Crystal tears at the thought of you spaffing Dhs50k on a table just so you can sit down with your cronies and by- the- hour women and look like a playboy for 2 hours.
So instead, here are some suggestions on what you can do with that money instead of looking like a cigar chomping tw@ t
Donate it to charity Donate it to charity Or, you could, you know DONATE IT TO CHARITY YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMANOID.