What's the matter with the car you're driving? Can't you tell that it's out of style? Perhaps a set of whitewall tyres and cruise that miracle mile? Admittedly, whitewalls were probably already passé back in 1980 when Messr Joel made that observation. But everything comes back into fashion eventually, right? With that spirit of sunny sartorial optimism in mind, may we present European Classic Tyres' new boots. Sized 185/65 for 15-inch rims, they're optionally available with, that's right, whitewall cosmetic accoutrements. Technical details include a T speed rating and 86 load index and thus suitability for some very early Porsche models. Probably not the top choice for ultimate performance or banging in low lap times but it's all about the period panache. Pricing is around £75 a pop from classictires.dk.