FIVE DAFT RULES
BAIT BANS: Are anglers really so daft or catapult-happy that we have to rule out some of the most natural and popular baits?
FISHING FROM PREPARED SWIMS ONLY: Hacking away at the bank is to be discouraged, but often the tightest, wildest swims are the most interesting.
POLES, LURES OR FLY FISHING BANNED: Seeing as I’m paying to fish here, is there any chance you might treat me like a grown-up?
NO NIGHT FISHING: Legitimate night owls are so often a fishery’s eyes and ears against illegal fishing.
NO CHILDREN: What a wonderful message to give to the next generation!