Aareet bonny coddy lass?
COD, apparently, may have regional accents and scientists are going to study to find out, as it may affect the way these fish reproduce. I will assume someone is going to pay the boffins to do this research but I can’t really think what the benefits will be.
Of course, I may be well off track, and cod from the chilly waters of the North East may be taught the phrases that could help them get their fin over should they venture south, perhaps for a holiday. After all, many holiday romances have resulted in females arriving back home with a roe in the oven.
Others might say the resources wasted on such speculative trips would be better spent on something with more tangible benefits.
“Holiday romances resulting in females arriving home with a roe in the oven...”