This week I’ll ...

Belfast Telegraph - Weekend - - COMPETITIONS -

◊ mostly be get­ting ready to cel­e­brate the sum­mer sol­stice which will be hap­pen­ing this week. This usu­ally en­tails me and my fe­male friends all danc­ing naked around a bon­fire in my back gar­den as we make sac­ri­fices to the pa­gan gods of fer­til­ity. Only jok­ing! Of course I won’t be do­ing that! It falls on a Wed­nes­day this time so I’ll be stay­ing in and watch­ing Fargo. Fully dressed.

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