It’ll be a jungle out there for Boris’s dad
I always think you can tell Christmas is just around the corner when the Ladyboys of Bangkok arrive in town. And, of course, I’m a Celebrity, television’s version of the nativity calendar, starts its countdown.
This year’s contestants include Boris Johnson’s da. Which I’m not sure is great news for Boris (left). Stanley may see himself as a celeb in his own right.
But the clue’s in the fact that he’s almost exclusively known as Boris Johnson’s da. So it’s not Stanley we’ll want to hear about but Boris.
Which as I say, may not actually be such great news for Boris.