Enduro bikes are expensive. Except they’re not – they seem it next to road bikes but you’re buying a race-spec weapon. And you can soften the blow at folwersoffroad.co.uk. They’ve got Yamaha’s high-tech WR450F at £5699 – that’s £2100 off list. Sure, it’s a 2015 model, but absolutely nobody will tell. Let the green-lane chaos commence.