OLD BANGER
I WORK AT A FETISH SHOP, AND ONE DAY AN 80-YEAR-OLD CAME INTO THE STORE WITH HIS 20-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND. I SPENT OVER AN HOUR WITH THEM LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT DILDO. IT WAS WEIRD, EVEN FOR ME. FERGUS, 24, RETAIL ASSISTANT, LONDON
I WORK AT A FETISH SHOP, AND ONE DAY AN 80-YEAR-OLD CAME INTO THE STORE WITH HIS 20-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND. I SPENT OVER AN HOUR WITH THEM LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT DILDO. IT WAS WEIRD, EVEN FOR ME. FERGUS, 24, RETAIL ASSISTANT, LONDON