WHAT A BALLS-UP

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ON A DATE AT A BOWL­ING AL­LEY, THE GUY I WAS WITH GOT RE­ALLY DRUNK, RE­ALLY QUICKLY. WHEN IT WAS HIS TURN TO BOWL, HE PICKED UP THE HEAVIEST BALL AND OP­TI­MISTI­CALLY LOBBED IT, HOP­ING FOR A STRIKE. HIS FIN­GERS MUST HAVE GOT STUCK BE­CAUSE HIS EN­TIRE BODY FOL­LOWED IT DOWN THE AL­LEY AS IT HURTLED INTO THE PINS. WE BOTH GOT CHUCKED OUT – THEN I CHUCKED HIM. CHRISTINA, 29, BLOGGER, ES­SEX

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