2 FOREST CUMBRIA SIDE
WHY? It’s a Lake District hideaway that looks like a fairy-tale mansion and has a one-Michelinstar restaurant. Rooms are classified as Cosy, Superb or Master, and all are immensely Instagrammable, with pastel-blue bed covers and sexy bathrooms (Master suites have freestanding egg baths). The chef’s called Mr Tickle (seriously), though, if we were to write a children’s book about him, we’d call him Mr Forager – expect dandelion root and flowering currant alongside west-coast langoustine and sea kale broccoli. From £229 per night (including breakfast); The forestside.com
Ice cream in the garden, anyone?