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Coventry Telegraph - - YOUR VIEWS -

“Please don’t turn up to work in your weird san­dals. You have to have the feet of Je­sus for that to be OK” TV pre­sen­ter Der­mot O’Leary’s fash­ion ad­vice for men.

“Once I went out for a walk with my dog Blue­bell and re­alised I’d left her lead be­hind, so I had to take off my bra be­hind the hedge to lead her” Best-sell­ing nov­el­ist Jilly Cooper.

“Robert De Niro, a very Low IQ in­di­vid­ual, has re­ceived too many shots to the head by real box­ers in movies. I watched him last night and truly be­lieve he may be ‘punch-drunk”’ Don­ald Trump hits back at the ac­tor who de­liv­ered a pub­lic ex­ple­tive­laden rant against the US Pres­i­dent.

“We stand no taller than we did at Hitler’s Olympic Games in 1936 be­cause we know what dic­ta­tors make of soccer tour­na­ments. We are sadly di­min­ished and there is no point in blam­ing any­one but our­selves” Sir Bernard Ing­ham say­ing he is “pro­foundly ashamed” that Eng­land is tak­ing part in the World Cup in Rus­sia.

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