Fine old tra­di­tion

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AS ever there were com­plaints about the dress Amanda Holden wore on Bri­tain’s Got Ta­lent which was slashed to the navel but looked pretty much like ev­ery other dress she has worn.

I’d go so far as to say that com­plaints about Amanda Holden’s dress are some­thing to look for­ward to ev­ery year, along with the first cuckoo and Christ­mas.

Some ex­pressed con­cerns that chil­dren will be dis­tressed by this vision. I don’t see why. There are far more fright­en­ing things on tele­vi­sion such as Emily Thorn­berry or the gi­ant furry mon­ster in the work­place pen­sions ad.

Amanda’s neck to navel area al­ways looks as calm, smooth and un­mov­ing as her face. It is an area of peace and tran­quil­lity, like an un­du­lat­ing sand dune. So firm you could write a shop­ping list on it. As long as there is no con­trac­tual re­quire­ment for her to turn round sud­denly, I think we can all… chill.

FROCK SHOCK: Bri­tain’s Got Ta­lent judge Amanda Holden

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