On a cloud

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EV­ERY­ONE knows that if you need help with your lap­top, phone or Blue­tooth then you find a young per­son to sort you out. I needed help with iCloud about which I only know that it’s where un­scrupu­lous strangers will find nude pic­tures of you which they then sell to the high­est bid­der.

I ex­plained my iCloud the­ory to the young per­son I’d en­listed who looked pained. The thought of the nude pic­tures I dare say.

“Any­way,” I said, “Can you get iCloud for me?”

“I’ve never exactly un­der­stood it my­self,” he ad­mit­ted.

Young peo­ple to­day. Use­less.

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