On a cloud
EVERYONE knows that if you need help with your laptop, phone or Bluetooth then you find a young person to sort you out. I needed help with iCloud about which I only know that it’s where unscrupulous strangers will find nude pictures of you which they then sell to the highest bidder.
I explained my iCloud theory to the young person I’d enlisted who looked pained. The thought of the nude pictures I dare say.
“Anyway,” I said, “Can you get iCloud for me?”
“I’ve never exactly understood it myself,” he admitted.
Young people today. Useless.