MONDAY

Fatal Performance

(2013) PG

3.20PM, CH5

There’s a touch of Thirteen At Dinner to this afternoon thriller about an actress hired to impersonate a businessman’s wife – but finding herself mixed up in a murder plot. Nicholle Tom is the unsuspecting starlet.

Carry On Constable

(1960) U

4.50PM, FILM4

In the fourth film in the ever popular Carry On series, Sid James plays a hard-pressed police sergeant who struggles to keep his new recruits (Kenneth Connor, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Leslie Phillips) in line.

The Calling

(2014) 15

9PM, SONY MOVIE CHANNEL

Sombre serial killer thriller, starring Susan Sarandon (above, with Ellen Burstyn) as the small-town Ontario police officer investigating a string of grisly murders. Donald Sutherland is a Catholic priest who helps her to piece it together. (Freeview 32, Sky 323, Virgin 425)

Into The Grizzly Maze

(2015) 15

9PM, HORROR

‘When a grizzly gets angry, all of you tastes the same’ – wise words from Billy Bob Thornton in this wildlife-gone-bad horror. James Marsden and Thomas Jane are the brothers trying not to get eaten by an above-average bear. (Freeview 70, Freesat 138, Sky 319, Virgin 149)

Piranha

(2010) 18 12.45AM, ITV2

Teeny killer fish chow down on a host of famous faces in this fun horror comedy, a loose remake of the 1978 film. In a nod to Jaws, Richard Dreyfuss is first to go, while Kelly Brook (above) is delicious, bikini-clad bait.

A Touch Of Sin

(2013) 15

12.55AM, FILM4

PREMIERE This fascinating and provocative Chinese drama follows four people in vastly different circumstances, who commit shocking acts of brutality. Unlike so many modern films that show violence, this goes deep into the background and consequences of why such action was taken.