JONATHAN CAINER

JON, Whether astrol­ogy is true or not, I’d still like to know how peo­ple came up with all the mean­ings they as­sign to the plan­ets and their po­si­tions? Some­one must have started it. Jim Dear Jim, The tone of your let­ter neatly re­flects our cur­rent Age of S

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ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 SOME say anger and

pas­sion are best thought of as a horse and car­riage. The horse can take you a long way but, even if the rider knows ex­actly where he (or she) is go­ing, the speed of gal­lop will pose prob­lems. It is hard to think calmly about a course cor­rec­tion when hurtling. Pas­sion (the car­riage) can still be led by a horse but it’s safer if the horse is stead­ier. Even if it is slightly slower, it can carry a more pro­duc­tive pay­load and give the driver a higher over­view. Put these in the right or­der to­day. Look­ing for­ward to De­cem­ber? You will be af­ter hear­ing your fore­cast. Find out why your out­look is so hope­ful: 0906 751 5601. TAURUS WHAT did we sign up

Apr 21 — May 21 for, when we came to Earth? Have you got a copy of the con­tract? Me nei­ther! How odd, when in our world, it seems, terms and con­di­tions ap­ply to ev­ery of­fer and we are sup­posed to read them in painstak­ing de­tail be­fore we agree to any­thing. Do you think, per­haps, we glossed over the small print when we chose to take on hu­man form? Or per­haps, there was no small print. Per­haps we ini­tialled just five words in large let­ters. ‘I prom­ise to en­joy

my­self!’ Try hon­our­ing that deal to­day. I’ve got so much more to tell you. De­cem­ber will be amaz­ing. Your NEW fore­cast could change your life: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI

WE MAY pride May 22 — June 22

our­selves on be­ing in­de­pen­dent thinkers but we are in­flu­enced by oth­ers to a greater ex­tent than we re­alise. It isn’t just that, if we get along well with some­one, we may end up em­u­lat­ing their habits and ideas. If some­one puts our back up far enough, we may un­con­sciously ad­just our at­ti­tude to the point where we start dis­lik­ing what­ever they like. If that were to cause us to ig­nore an op­por­tu­nity we ought to be glad of, it could prove coun­ter­pro­duc­tive. Be wary of that to­day. NEW! I’ve lots to tell you about De­cem­ber — and you’re go­ing to like it. For four min­utes of help­ful news: 0906 751 5603. CANCER IG­NO­RANCE is

June 23 — July 23 bliss, they say. That’s the kind of wild gen­er­al­i­sa­tion as­trologers are of­ten taken to task for. Yet it’s not even as­trologers who say it! I cer­tainly don’t. Nor am I al­ways com­fort­able with the idea that ‘knowl­edge is power’. So much de­pends on what we know (or don’t know) and how we re­act once we make a dis­cov­ery. Pen­nies are drop­ping in your life to­day

and pieces of a jig­saw fall­ing into place. But, even if you don’t feel like what you are start­ing to see,

you will yet profit from this aware­ness. Look­ing for­ward to De­cem­ber? You will be af­ter hear­ing your fore­cast. Find out why your out­look is so hope­ful: 0906 751 5604.

LEO IF YOU know what needs July 24 — Aug 23

to be done and can see a way to do it, what can go wrong? Have you iden­ti­fied an un­sat­is­fac­tory modus operandi? Un­der­es­ti­mated a po­ten­tial dif­fi­culty? Lost faith, tem­po­rar­ily, in your own abil­ity to do what needs do­ing? We all have mo­ments when we won­der if we might be wiser to change a plan, choose an easy op­tion or give up be­cause we don’t think we can cope. Then we have mo­ments when we re­alise all is fine. One of those bet­ter mo­ments is com­ing your way soon. I’ve so much more to tell you. De­cem­ber will be amaz­ing. Your NEW fore­cast could change your life: 0906 751 5605. VIRGO ‘Who cares what

Aug 24 — Sep 23 other peo­ple think?’ We of­ten hear such re­marks be­ing bravely, blithely, made. Al­most al­ways, we ap­plaud them. ‘Quite right too,’ we think. ‘Life is too short for so­cial pres­sure.’ This does not quite stop us from think­ing things - or mak­ing judge­ments — about other peo­ple. Per­haps if it did, we could all erad­i­cate the very prob­lem that sooner or later we all be­come prone to. For to­day, at least, though, try to be less sen­si­tive to the ideas or opin­ions that some­one else may now have about

you. NEW! I’ve got lots to tell you about De­cem­ber— and you’re go­ing to like it. For four min­utes of help­ful news: 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 LI­BRANS are the

eas­i­est peo­ple to get along with when they want to be. You can turn on the charm, show sen­si­tiv­ity, pro­vide a fine lis­ten­ing ear and sup­ply the wis­est, clear­est coun­sel. You do this de­pend­ably un­less you no longer feel so sure of your­self or of a sit­u­a­tion. You can dis­guise any mood, ex­cept one of un­cer­tainty! Within the next few days you will have made up your mind about a per­plex­ing mat­ter. Then you can go back to be­ing the friend of ev­ery­one — even if they are your en­emy! Look­ing for­ward to De­cem­ber? You will be af­ter hear­ing your fore­cast. Find out why your out­look is so hope­ful: 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO THERE are many

Oct 24 — Nov 22 jobs that nei­ther you, nor I, would like to do. We aren’t cut out to play cer­tain roles. We don’t have the train­ing or ex­pe­ri­ence to han­dle par­tic­u­lar re­spon­si­bil­i­ties. As to whether or not we would be just fine in that po­si­tion — if only we knew a bit more about it — well, we don’t know more about it, so we can’t re­ally judge! And with that thought in mind, we turn to your out­look for the day ahead. Where there is un­cer­tainty now, you can seek ad­vice. And where there is clar­ity? You can trust your­self. I’ve got so much more to tell you. De­cem­ber will be amaz­ing. Your NEW fore­cast could change your life: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 PEO­PLE

of­ten say what they think they are sup­posed to say and do what they think they are sup­posed to do. It is as if many of us have been brought up a lit­tle bit too well by con­sci­en­tious par­ents keen to in­stil an aver­sion to caus­ing of­fence or draw­ing the wrong kind of at­ten­tion. Our re­spect for the con­se­quences of im­pul­sive ac­tion grad­u­ally be­came a source of anx­i­ety. Re­main wellmannered to­day but don’t fear trou­ble if you step out of line. You have more power than you may think. NEW! I’ve got lots to tell you about De­cem­ber — and you’re go­ing to like it. For four min­utes of help­ful news: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN ‘LEOP­ARDS,’

Dec 22 — Jan 20 they say, ‘don’t change their spots.’ Ah, but peo­ple are not leop­ards. Even if they have spots, these are likely to be symp­to­matic of some­thing and the spots will change as the malaise clears up! Cir­cum­stances and sit­u­a­tions are not leop­ards, ei­ther. We would be wrong to as­sume they will stay the same for­ever. Though you may feel that the rate of change in your life now is ir­ri­tat­ingly glacial, you may be nearer than you now think to a de­ci­sive, seis­mic shift that meets your need rather well. Look­ing for­ward to De­cem­ber? You will be af­ter hear­ing your fore­cast. Find out why your out­look is so hope­ful: 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS ALTHOUGH you

Jan 21 — Feb 19 were born blessed with a good eye for de­tail, you miss things once in a while. We all do. It is noth­ing to be ashamed of. A very nat­u­ral hu­man ten­dency is to get so caught up in a sense of prin­ci­ple or a point of or­der, that the key com­po­nent in a del­i­cate sit­u­a­tion is over­looked. Some of us make such er­rors of­ten and with oth­ers, such as your­self, this hap­pens rarely. It can oc­cur but it needs to be watched for. It may be hap­pen­ing now. Try to stand far enough back to see the big­ger pic­ture to­day. I’ve so much more to tell you. De­cem­ber will be amaz­ing. Your NEW fore­cast could change your life: 0906 751 5611. PISCES WHERE things now

Feb 20 — Mar 20 seem to be fall­ing nat­u­rally into place, al­low this to oc­cur. Be wary, though, of too many ‘what-ifs?’ and ‘how-abouts?’ When we iden­tify too many in­ter­est­ing al­ter­na­tives, we can at­tempt to keep all our op­tions open and fail to make de­ci­sive moves. If you haven’t got what once seemed like a fine an­swer to a cru­cial ques­tion, yet you won­der whether you can see an even bet­ter way to go, give the new pro­posal a re­al­ity check. It could turn out to be the so­lu­tion to a dif­fer­ent prob­lem en­tirely! NEW! I’ve got lots to tell you about De­cem­ber — and you’re go­ing to like it. For four min­utes of help­ful news: 0906 751 5612.

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