I’d chuck this Frisbee before gulls landed on it

£125, johnlewis.com ISABEL SAYS: Lurking in my son’s bedroom is a giant, inflatable Frisbee. This lurid number reminds me of exactly that — deflated, unloved and a waste of money.

It is so big that it needs an enclosure of its own, and I fear the gentle, wavy base might encourage seagulls to attempt a landing on it. STEPHEN SAYS: You immediately see the colour and not the person with this hat: that is a serious problem. These strong shades aren’t for an english rose like Isabel — you’d need dark skin and hair to pull this off.