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Wel­come to the Sun in Aries, may I take your coat? Thank you, if you’d like to fol­low me, we’ll get you kit­ted out. Did you bring a set of flame-re­tar­dant cloth­ing? Good. Here are your rock­et­pow­ered roller skates, your hel­met and your para­chute. only kidd

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ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

IN THE Mo­jave Desert lies a field filled with mir­rors. Each one tracks the Sun, and fo­cuses its rays on to a sin­gle point, where a boiler uses steam to gen­er­ate elec­tric­ity. And, with the com­ing of the dawn, the grid hums with enough en­ergy to ac­com­plish a mind-bog­gling ar­ray of tasks. You can take in­spi­ra­tion from that. Sud­denly, as if from nowhere, mag­i­cal forces can come to life and al­ter sit­u­a­tions in un­ex­pected ways. With the Equinox herald­ing the Sun in your sign, it’s not in­ap­pro­pri­ate to have such an ex­pec­ta­tion. It’s the Equinox! Your hope-giv­ing, heart­warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four-minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

THE Equinox is a pos­i­tive omen. So, if you read yes­ter­day’s fore­cast, per­haps you’re won­der­ing why I was slightly less than ef­fu­sive about your as­tro­log­i­cal out­look? Of course, when some­thing won­der­ful hap­pens it doesn’t erase the mem­ory of what has pre­vi­ously gone wrong. And even if it over­shad­ows cur­rent trou­bles, it doesn’t nec­es­sar­ily re­move them. But it can in­spire us to do bet­ter. You’re be­ing called to tran­scend mi­nor ir­ri­ta­tions and fo­cus on the big­ger pic­ture. And that pic­ture is pos­i­tive. It’s the Equinox! Your hope-giv­ing, heart-warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four-minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

WHY do what you don’t want to do? Be­cause you have to? Be­cause you fear the con­se­quences that will en­sue if you don’t? Be­cause you care so much for some­one that you’re will­ing to do it for them, even though it’s not some­thing you’d nat­u­rally do for your­self? There has to be a good rea­son. And if it isn’t quite good enough? Then you should find some way to fo­cus on what’s good about it, un­til the good is all that you see. Adopt this mind­set and you’ll sail through the Equinox. It’s the Equinox! Your light-shed­ding, hope-giv­ing, heart-warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four­minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5603.

CAN­CER June 23 — July 23

I HAVE a beau­ti­ful three­way chess set. It has three half-chess­boards, with each side stretched so that it slots to­gether. The winner is who­ever puts just one of the other play­ers into check­mate. It cre­ates a game in which play­ers aid each other, only to turn on them when they sense some­one mov­ing into a win­ning po­si­tion. Does your life feel this com­pli­cated? Do you doubt the sin­cer­ity of some­one’s in­ten­tions? No mat­ter how du­bi­ous an al­liance may seem, you can turn it to your ad­van­tage. It’s the Equinox! Your hope-giv­ing, heart­warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four-minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

MY JOB in­volves ‘see­ing your fu­ture’. So, if I’m do­ing this for you, does that mean that you don’t have to do it for your­self? What do you see when you look at your own fu­ture? If it’s a bleak vi­sion, stop look­ing at it. You’re get­ting the wrong im­pres­sion. When you con­sider the mat­ter, if you feel that you may just be able to de­tect an en­cour­ag­ing vi­sion, trust that. The Equinox brings wis­dom and en­ergy into your life. Be­lieve in your­self, and your abil­i­ties, and that faith is bound to be well founded. It’s the Equinox! Your hope-giv­ing, heart-warm­ing, wor­ryquash­ing four-minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

YES­TER­DAY, we talked of what you don’t need to do. Some­times this is the best way to un­earth what’s hid­den. It’s this method that led to our evo­lu­tion. Each new mu­ta­tion pre­sented chal­lenges and op­por­tu­ni­ties and if it hin­dered our abil­ity to thrive, it was un­likely to re­main in the gene pool. The slow process of elim­i­na­tion may not have the ex­cite­ment of an epiphany, but it’s one of the most pow­er­ful forces that can shape our lives. Don’t un­der­es­ti­mate the pos­i­tive de­vel­op­ments now un­fold­ing. It’s the Equinox! Your light­shed­ding, hope-giv­ing, heart-warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four-minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

WHY do this when you could do that? Why do that when if, in­stead, you did this, then this and this, it would be far bet­ter than do­ing that? Un­less, per­haps, you did this, that and that in­stead? Are you find­ing this hard to fol­low? Well, it can hardly be more baf­fling than the rest of the ad­vice you’ve been re­quired to wres­tle with. With the Sun on its way to join­ing ret­ro­grade Venus op­po­site your sign, which has just linked with Mars, there may not be a per­fect way to im­ple­ment a key de­ci­sion, but im­ple­ment it you must! It’s the Equinox! Your light-shed­ding, hope-giv­ing, heart­warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four-minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

IT’S not al­ways enough just to have sym­pa­thy for some­one. Even if we recog­nise the process they’re ex­pe­ri­enc­ing as sim­i­lar to some­thing in our own lives, em­pa­thy is a poor sub­sti­tute for ac­tion. Should we seek so­lace or a so­lu­tion to a prob­lem? Though the is­sues you’re deal­ing with are dif­fi­cult, they’re not im­pos­si­ble. Don’t just seek a shoul­der to cry on, look for one gi­ant enough to be stood upon. With the right per­son at your back no prob­lem is too hard — as long as you can adapt to the chal­lenge. It’s the Equinox! Your hope-giv­ing, heart­warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four-minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

LET’S imag­ine that you’re hun­gry. There’s ce­real in your cup­board and milk in your fridge. It won’t take much to sat­isfy your ap­petite. But if some­one of­fered you a gourmet meal, why might you turn it down? Per­haps you’d fear be­com­ing be­holden to the chef? Or you’d pre­fer a sim­pler, speed­ier so­lu­tion? As with food, so it is with other press­ing needs. Af­ter the Equinox, the Sun links to Pluto. It brings the pos­si­bil­ity of ex­ceed­ing an ex­pec­ta­tion if you could be ad­ven­tur­ous. It’s the Equinox! Your hope-giv­ing, heart­warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four-minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRI­CORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

YES­TER­DAY, I urged you not to doubt the de­ci­sions you’ve made that have led to this point. And, though I stand by that, it doesn’t mean I’m in­fal­li­ble. We all make er­rors of judg­ment and the oc­ca­sional mis­take. But what hap­pened yes­ter­day can’t ever be changed. It can sim­ply be adapted to. And of­ten, it’s only by first mak­ing mis­takes that we find the best way to deal with a sit­u­a­tion. Can you find a way to ap­pre­ci­ate what you re­gret to­day? Here lies the key to a brighter, more sat­is­fy­ing tomorrow. It’s the Equinox! Your hope-giv­ing, heart-warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four-minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

I HOPE you don’t mind me asking, but how much do you mat­ter? Are you in­flu­en­tial or in­con­se­quen­tial? Oh good. I was hop­ing you might an­swer that way. It con­firms my sus­pi­cion about the con­fi­dence is­sues you have and the way in which some­times, like so many of us, you mask self-doubt with self-ag­gran­dis­e­ment. Let’s be clear. When you speak, oth­ers lis­ten. A small ges­ture from you is a big sig­nal to oth­ers. The Equinox brings the Sun into your third So­lar house. Act with grav­i­tas. It’s the Equinox! Your hope-giv­ing, heart-warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four­minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

YES­TER­DAY was the In­ter­na­tional Day of Hap­pi­ness. So why does this qual­ity prove so elu­sive? It’s not that you’re in­ca­pable of it. When you feel a wave of pos­i­tiv­ity wash over you, it can be so pow­er­ful that you’re al­most dragged out to sea. But when the tide re­treats, it can feel as if you might crack in the sun. That won’t hap­pen. There are peo­ple in your life who can pro­vide the shade you need. Re­mind your­self of what, and who, you’ve got, and you’ll re­alise you’ve been pin­ing for some­thing you’ve had all along. It’s the Equinox! Your light-shed­ding, hope-giv­ing, heart-warm­ing, worry-quash­ing four­minute fore­cast is ready. Call 0906 751 5612.

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