Straight to the POINT

÷ IT MAY help Janet Street-Porter from being late (Mail) if she understood it isn’t a lovable quirk, but a bad-mannered habit. PHIL STRADLING, Henley, Oxon. ÷ ON BEHALF of all drinkers, I must object to a day being named after people afflicted with red noses! S. COX, Droitwich Spa, Worcs. ÷ NOTE to Julia Stephenson, who thinks she’s ‘too beautiful to be faithful’ (Mail): men don’t ‘flirt with perky young wives’ — they try it on with any woman who makes it clear she’s available. ANTOINETTE FOERS, Sheffield. ÷ I’M AMAZED at the uproar over an MP’s assistants being referred to as ‘girls’. There wasn’t such an outcry over ‘Blair’s Babes’. TOMMY BRENNAN, Hertford. ÷ WE KNOW ‘rip-off Britain’ is thriving when the Government charges up to £20,000 for a document (probate) that costs £200 to issue. D. WILLIAMS, Colchester, Essex. ÷ THANK goodness I can’t afford to have my photograph taken by Annie Leibovitz (Mail). SANDRA PARSONS, Keston, Kent. ÷ HAS Theresa May recovered from the migraine she looks as if she had during that Vogue photoshoot? MARTIN HOOK, Ashford, Kent. ÷ IF IT wasn’t for Brexit, nobody would know the name of the Lib Dem leader. DAVE HAYES, Sandwich, Kent. ÷ TWENTIETH Century Fox makes great fictional films, but terrible fictional news. L.A. THOMAS, Shirley, Hants. For permission to copy cuttings for internal management and information purposes, please contact the Newspaper Licensing Agency (NLA), PO Box 101, Tunbridge Wells TN1 1WX. Tel: 01892 525273. e-mail: copy@nla.co.uk