Westminster wars ...

AFTER Tiny Tim Farron’s disastrous performance as Lib Dem leader, Nick Clegg is back as front man. When a party has to call out of retirement a dud who lost 49 of their 57 seats at the last election, things must be dire.

SHADoW Foreign Secretary emily Thornberry says a trade deal for our food industry with Australia post Brexit is not possible as the goods ‘will go off’. The first refrigerated shipments of lamb left new Zealand for Britain in 1882 — 135 years ago. Where does Labour find these people?

THE European Space Agency says living on Mars would not be nice. Not half as bad as planet Earth with Jeremy Corbyn as Prime Minister.

We HAVen’T had a bearded PM since Lord Salisbury around 120 years ago. now building group Mears has banned employees from growing beards for health and safety reasons. For our health and safety, we must vote Tory next week.