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Dear Oscar, Following the 2011 tsunami, the Earth apparently shifted on its axis. i wonder what effect this is having on astrological events? Lucy Hi Lucy, According to NASA, the earthquake may have slightly shortened Earth’s days and altered her rotational axis. But the 1.8 microsecond difference shouldn’t affect my writings. Nor should the rotational shift, which was a few inches. A zodiac degree covers 69 miles. So while there’s always more to learn, don’t burn your astrological textbooks just yet! Oscar

ARIES ACKNOWLEDGING Mar 21 — Apr 20 our hopes and dreams is scary. Articulating them makes them tangible. They become more than a secret hope — they become possibilities to be striven for. But expressing them also increases the chance of disappointment. There’s the danger that we don’t know ourselves as well as we think and that when our wishes become reality, the fairytale ending will remain a fantasy. If you take a chance and share your vision, your reality will be rather good. Uncertain? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS IT’S easy to jump Apr 21 — May 21 on our high horse when we disapprove of something. But then we’re too strong and end up causing more damage than necessary. Of course, we’re all fallible — no one in the world has ever lived a mistake-free life . It’s part of being human, though we find it hard to admit. So if today you feel the need to go in search of a horse to saddle, stand back from the situation and take a breath. There might be a better way to handle this situation. Your calming influence can cool things down. Worried? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI FOR centuries, May 22 — June 22 music has given expression to the hopes and dreams of thousands of composers and the millions more who listen to their music. Sometimes, it’s inspired by little things. Sometimes it’s important issues — freedom, revolution, change. It’s powerful because even the most stoical of us dreams of a future where love triumphs over hate and equality and respect are celebrated. But can this ever be your reality? Well, let’s just say this week is looking good. Anxious? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER WHEN I was June 23 — July 23 a child, my grandparents used to set me treasure hunts. They’d hide chocolate in the garden and guide me closer with shouts of ‘warmer’ as I got nearer or ‘colder’ if I drew further away. For some Mercury’s links with Neptune may be causing confusion, but they don’t have your guardian watching them. Your ruler, the Moon, makes a brief grand trine with Jupiter and Mercury. It gives you a wonderful window of opportunity. Listen to your heart, if you want to grow warmer. Confused? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO YESTERDAY I talked July 24 — Aug 23 about needing to be careful in a complex situation. With Neptune’s intangible qualities messing with Mercury, it could be hard to act with certainty. Yet tomorrow your ruler, the Sun, moves into opposition with Saturn. That could be construed as a limiting omen. But amid a backdrop of uncertainty it’s just the jolt you need to focus your attention. You may not be able to be cavalier as you charge ahead, but you can be confident in a considered approach. Uncertain? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO SOMETIMES, the Aug 24 — Sep 23 most amazing things happen when you least expect them. We’ve all had those moments when we take a wrong turn and discover something spectacular. But these tend to be the exception, not the rule. Most things worth doing or seeing take planning and commitment. What you’re facing now will not sort itself out by chance. It requires effort and patience. That’s the hidden work that lies behind most miracles. But the planets suggest that your hard work will pay off. Worried? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA WHEN everyone Sep 24 — Oct 23 else seems to have lost the plot, it’s hard not to get swept up in the panic. Yet you can appear as cool as a cat while everyone around you acts as if they’re barking mad. From the outside, your calm demeanour can appear insensitive! But that isn’t the case. You can step back because you’re secure in your vision and insightful enough to observe the details that everyone else fails to notice. Keep faith in that steadfast vision of yours. It will see you through. Anxious? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO WE LIKE to think Oct 24 — Nov 22 of ourselves as experts — good at manipulating life into working to our advantage. We pride ourselves on our alliances and the friendships that benefit us. But sometimes the people who once enriched our lives can seem to be working against us. You’re feeling uncertain about a situation you had felt confident about. Don’t panic! The re-evaluations you’re making needn’t be drastic, but they’re necessary. Renegotiating boundaries will make you feel confident again. Confused? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS LUCK and Nov 23 — Dec 21 fortune are constructs we use to describe the inexplicable. As an idea, ‘luck’ ignores the hard work you put in. Your intelligence, your insight, your perception, your passion: these are what contribute to what you think of as ‘luck’. Now you face a challenge. You’re hoping that, with good fortune, the issue will be resolved. But you don’t need luck! All you need are the qualities that got you this far. Be proactive and make your own luck. Uncertain? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN YOU work Dec 22 — Jan 20 hard. You’re capable. Your commitment is unwavering. But you feel unappreciated. Do others see your efforts? Do they acknowledge your experience and resourcefulness? Do they reward your sense of responsibility? You’re aware of the difficulties in a situation, and you know what caused it. But how can you change people’s perception of your actions? You won’t reach a resolution by wrapping it up in negative feelings. Approach the problem with a bold, brilliant attitude. Worried? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS YOU pride Jan 21 — Feb 19 yourself on your resourcefulness. You can be counted on to find workarounds that resolve the problem and usually work out in your favour. It’s got to be said: you have talent. But it has a price. More than once, you’ve been forced to resort to tactics you’re not sure you approve of. So when called to apply your ingenuity today, your brilliance will come in handy. It’ll take all your skills to resolve this issue, but if you’re scrupulous, it’ll be no match for you! Anxious? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES WE’RE all very Feb 20 — Mar 20 good at so-called ‘self-analysis’. It feels good to indulge in longwinded justifications for why we behave in a certain way. It helps us see what’s driving our feelings and we can come up with insights into our emotional reactions. But often we’re motivated by something simpler than we think. Our actions are based on our gut feelings. Now is a time to make your choices using your impulsive and instinctive reactions. They’re perfectly reasonable, even if they’re not easy to explain. Confused? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5612.