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THERESA MAY admitted to her Japanese hosts that she’s never done karaoke. A missed opportunity. Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On would be an apt song for her to sing at the Tory conference — with its line: ‘And never let go till we’re gone.’ Critics would suggest The Clash’s Should I Stay Or Should I Go? — with the resounding conclusion: ‘Yes, go!’

I’VE known George osborne for decades and have admired his intellect, loyalty and honesty. Until now. His attack on the PM, who he’ll never forgive for sacking him, is beneath him. Describing her leadership as akin to ‘the living dead in a second-rate horror film’ is churlish. He was at his best as a supporter of the Tory leadership. Crikey, he was even happy to back William Hague as boss.

BRUSSELS bully-boy Michel Barnier says we must continue to contribute to the EU’s total annual foreign aid budget ( kerrching! £ 12 billion), Green Infrastructure Strategy (£6 billion) and loans to Ukraine (£10 billion). Three more reasons why we’ll be well shot of these bloodsuckers.