Westminster Wars

EU PRESIDENT JeanClaude Juncker has attacked David Davis’s Brexit negotiating skills, accusing him of ‘ instability’. How ironic, coming from a hard-drinking, unelected eurocrat, reputed to be rather unstable himself — and that’s just after lunch.

SurPrISED to hear that Comrade Corbyn was caught taking Holy Communion in a Catholic Church, since he’s an atheist. But then he’s an unashamed hypocrite who is now trying to wreck the Brexit Bill when, for the past 30 years, he’s been a Eurosceptic, even voting to leave the EEC back in 1975.

TORIES used to pay £1,500 a seat to hear David Cameron speak. Today, you can buy a ‘Conversation’ with Dave for £5.40, if you’re prepared to travel to South Dakota for the privilege. The event is being held at Rapid City, apt given his rapid fall from grace.

THErESA MAY has denied a rift between herself and her Chancellor Philip Hammond. given pictures of him ostentatiously yawning by her side during her answers in PMQs, we may need a little more convincing.