HUSSAIN, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

I RECEIVED a letter in the post from a chap in Dudley. He was complaining about a DVD he'd bought, thinking it was about the American space agency NASA. Instead, after he'd settled down with a cuppa and three custard creams, he realised it was about our very own Nasser Hussain. He'd paid 50p for it and wanted his money back. He said it was full of stuff about hairy short legs and keeping whippets.