HUGH GRANT

has been an actor all of his adult life, but he can’t stand stage productions. ‘I’m ashamed to say that I go to the theatre maybe once every ten years,’ admits the Four Weddings fop, 57. ‘I know that makes me a disgrace as an actor, and that I should go, and I should love it. But I can’t bear it.’ Perhaps the old curmudgeon has no one to go with?