Straight to the POINT

÷ A NEW EU army called Pesco? Sounds fishy to me. PETER LEWIS, Wigan, Lancs. ÷ IF WE can be gender fluid, what about species fluidity? I’ve always fancied being a giraffe! K. LANCASTER, Hyde, Cheshire. ÷ SITTING down to watch a boxing match on Channel 5, I didn’t expect the announcer to warn viewers it could contain scenes of violence (Letters). HILARY NEWEY, Walsall, W. Mids. ÷ MUCH more common than the women who married their fathers (Mail) are the men who

marry their mothers, sisters and ex-wives. SANDRA PARSONS, Keston, Kent. ÷ DRIVERS doing idiotic things at the wheel (Letters) should take note of this sign outside a U.S. church: ‘Come in here to pray to God. Text while driving if you want to meet Him.’ M. O’CONNOR, St Helens, Merseyside. ÷ DISGRACED actor Kevin Spacey may have perched on the Queen’s throne (Mail), but I once had the honour of sitting on Mrs Thatcher’s lavatory in No 10. TED SHORTER, Tonbridge, Kent.