TULIP TROUBLE

Perfect Love Tulip Vase, £35, interflora.com THe glass vase contains 15 tulips in water. It’s sweet but half the size I expected.

ORLANDO SAYS: I think you are paying for the vase, which you can use again, but this is a few pounds too expensive.

LASTING LOVE? I trim the stems before changing the water. After three days they aren’t drooping (I’m not sure there’s enough stem left to droop). By day six, the stems are yellow. On the ninth day, the tulips are finished. 1/10