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- THEIR WAY? NO WAY! Janet Byrne, Harrow, Middlesex.

So many times they’ve warned us Don’t have wine, coffee, tea, Nor dairy, meat, or eggs And you must be gluten free. Your diet should be lean and clean And exercise undertaken, Practice mindfulnes­s as well And your senses will awaken. Have colonic irrigation To become quite toxin free, Remember all your supplement­s Do not forget green tea. Take heed of Gwyneth Paltrow And her advice on Goop Where you’ll find organic recipes For probiotic soup. I’ve listened very carefully And don’t think I’m out of line When I look at my dear mum Who’s just turned ninety-nine. She hasn’t exercised for years, She eats chocolate every day, So if I have to choose a lifestyle I’ll do it mother’s way!

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