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can’t say Lord Archer isn’t uxorious. ‘My wife is still the most stunning woman i know,’ he told me this week. ‘We were having lunch the other day with Jane Asher. ‘Even though Mary is 73, i looked down at her at the other end of the table and thought to myself: “Wow!” ‘She hasn’t had any help maintaining her looks. i can’t stand plastic surgery. The inflated lips look ridiculous.’