A REAL DISASTER MOVIE

A LOT LIKE LOVE (2005) MEGHAN is 24, has left university and appeared in a couple of small TV roles. This is her first proper Hollywood film, and she gets 31 precious seconds of screen time in this lame, 9/11-themed romcom starring Ashton Kutcher.

She plays Natalie, a girl who walks down the aisle of a plane with — hang on — two unidentified flying objects stuck up the front of her pink jumper? Whatever is going on, she has never looked so buxom.

She sits next to Ashton and looks longingly at his handsome profile, but it is his friend who tries to chat her up. Critics hated this crass exploitation of a national tragedy.

HER BEST LINE: ‘No, I’m from LA.’ STAR RATING: