Would YOU win a million with our Clarkson quiz?

AS JEREMY Clarkson becomes the new host, JACOB FUREDI asks how well do you know the petrolhead-turned-quizmaster? It’s time to see if you can handle the pressure and make it all the way through to the £1 million final question. Feel free to phone a friend or ask your audience. Just don’t expect £1 million if you’re still standing at the end...

£100 What is Jeremy Clarkson’s nickname?

A. The Hamster. B. Jezza. C. Captain Slow. D. JClaz.

£200 Which band does Clarkson always play first in a new car?

A. Leviticus. B. Exodus. C. Genesis. D. Apostles.

£300 Where was he born?

A. Detroit. B. Doncaster. C. Isle of Man. D. Monza.

£500

How tall is Clarkson? A. 5ft 2in. B. 6ft. C. 6ft 5in. D. 6ft 11in.

£1,000 Whom did Jeremy Clarkson punch at the 2004 British Press Awards?

A. Alan Sugar. B. Tony Blair. C. Rupert Murdoch. D. Piers Morgan.

£2,000 Clarkson received an Honorary Doctorate from Oxford Brookes University in...

A. Geography. B. Spanish C. Engineering. D. Interpretative dance.

£4,000 According to Clarkson, ‘you can never be a true petrolhead unless you’ve owned’...

A. A petrol station. B. An Alfa Romeo. C. An oil well. D. A tractor.

£8,000 What was Clarkson’s first car?

A. Ford Cortina. B. Morris Minor. C. Jaguar E-Type. D. Mini Cooper.

£16,000 What is Clarkson’s favourite film?

A. Local Hero (1983). B. The Italian Job (1969). C. Reservoir Dogs (1992). D. Casablanca (1942).

£32,000 What is his favourite moment from filming Top Gear?

A. Driving to the North Pole. B. Meeting Helen Mirren. C. Hugging Cameron Diaz. D. Driving a hover van.

£64,000 Clarkson once bought a flat opposite a gym in the hope he’d glimpse...

A. Cherie Blair. B. Catherine Zeta-Jones. C. Theresa May. D. Princess Diana.

£125,000 In 2013, Clarkson claimed...

A. He enjoyed his steak welldone. B. He’d smoked half a million cigarettes. C. He bought a Tesla. D. He could do 100 press-ups.

£250,000 Which song title did Clarkson use as a book title?

A. Stairway To Heaven (Led Zeppelin). B. Sympathy For The Devil (The Rolling Stones). C. Don’t Stop Me Now (Queen). D. Twist and Shout (The Beatles).

£500,000 In 2016, Clarkson saved four tourists who had...

A. Broken down. B. Been robbed. C. Missed their flight. D. Floated out to sea on lilos.

£1MILLION Clarkson once parked a fighter jet in his garden but the council told him to remove it. He claimed it was used as...

A. A burglar alarm. B. A mini golf hole. C. A birdwatching hide. D. A leaf-blower.