Outofthemouths ofbabes
I OVERHEARD a mother talking to her three-year- old son when she picked him up from nursery.
‘Luke, what do the teachers call you at school?’ she asked him. ‘Is it Luke Henry or Luke Smith?’
Luke replied: ‘No, Mummy, they call me “Luke, stop it!” ’ Tracey Cambridge, East Grinstead, W. Sussex.