Don’t turn into Kate!

BLIMEY, that didn’t take long. The ink on the marriage certificate is barely dry and already the Royal Family has turned poor Meghan into a Kate mini-me at Charles’s 70th birthday bash.

Either that, or she simply ran out of things to wear and had to borrow one of the Duchess of Cambridge’s dresses. Oh, and trademark nude heels. And — most bizarrely of all — what looked suspiciously like a pair of tights which make her normally sunkissed Californian calves seem paler than Camilla’s.

Either way, for her first official royal engagement, Meghan seemed to have adopted the full doors-to-manual style favoured by her new sister-in-law.

Let’s hope it’s just a temporary blip — and that the real Meghan will be returned to us soon.