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AZZAP URSON: For myself. ‘He’s only after me for one thing. He’s not really interested in me Azzap Urson.’ BAG: The rear surface of the human body from the shoulders to the hips. ‘She’s always dissing me behind my bag.’ ( See also: Toof-Aced.) BORROM LINE: The essential truth. ‘It’s all very wail but the Borrom Line is you bin talking about me behind my bag.’ DAN TWURTH: Dependable, unpretentious. ‘I’m after a girl whose Dan Twurth, not lah-di-dah.’ DUMT: Swiftly rejected. ‘ One minute he was all over me, then I turned round and found I was dumt. And I thought, what’s that about?’ EMO SNORE: Characterised by intense feeling. ‘He said I was, like, his for ever. And then he starts snogging her. I get Emo Snore just thinking about it.’ EDNA VERDAY: Finally; in conclusion. ‘He said he liked me for myself. But at the Edna Verday he was only after my body.’ FOO: A person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person. ‘I believed every word she said. But she played me for a foo.’ Immediate idea, feeling or opinion about someone or something, often on the basis of little evidence. ‘ My Furstim Preshun was he was everything I ever dreamed of. But then he started making out with Hayley and I thought, that’s it.’ HOPPER CHEW NITTY: Time or set of circumstances that makes it possible to achieve a particular aim. ‘Coming to Love Island is a great Hopper Chew Nitty to find a totally real, Jenny Winn person, not just someone who wants to be on telly.’ (See also: Jenny Winn.) IMO CHORE: Infantile, unsophisticated. ‘I want to get serious and start a family. I thought Niall was the same but he just wants to snog. Trouble is, he’s so Imo Chore.’ INTWIT: Enthusiastic, keen. ‘He wanted a three-way. But I’m just not that Intwit.’ JENNY WINN: Authentic. ‘She said she’d never met anyone like me, that I was like the only one. But then she turns round and says it to another guy. She’s not what I call Jenny Winn.’ JUR KNEE: A long, complex process of personal change and development. ‘I said I love you and he said he loved me and together we were going to go on this beautiful Jur Knee but then I said I didn’t love him and he said he didn’t love me so it was like our Jur Knee was over before it begun.’ KENNY’S TREE: The emotional and/ or psychological interaction between people. ‘ Don’t get me wrong, babe. I like him. But there’s just no Kenny’s Tree between us.’ LITCH EARLY: Exactly; without exaggeration. ‘She told me to shut up so let’s face it I Litch Early won’t open my mouth ever again. And that’s a fact.’ NOG OWEN: Making no progress. ‘ Five minutes ago, I thought I really felt something for her. But now I realise it’s Nog Owen anywhere.’ NOSE HATTY TREAT: The ability to behave appropriately. ‘ I’m after someone who really Nose Hatty
Treat a girl.’ Concerning one’s private life. ‘I can’t believe she said that about me! I’d never tell her she had like a big bum or something. No need to get all Purse Snore.’ To relax into a steady lifestyle. ‘I’m here to have fun, play the game. I’m only 23! I’ve no plans to Settaw Dan.’ Honest, frank. ‘You always say you’re a Stray Tupp person, but now you’ve been walking around bitching about me to other people.’ TOOF-ACED: The opposite of Stray Tupp. ‘I’d never say anything rude about him behind his back the way he does me, but frankly he gives me the creeps, he’s so Toof-Aced.’ TOTAW TUR NOV: Opposite of Totaw Tur Non. ‘Sorry, but I find those tattoos all over his forehead a Totaw Tur Nov.’ VELLAY SHUN SHIP: Emotional and physical commitment between two people. ‘I made it clear I wanted a deep and lasting Vellay Shun Ship but he said he just wanted a snog so I thought, like, why not?’ YEX: Former partner. ‘How many yexes d’you say you had? My yex had 20 yexes. To me, hat’s too many yexes. And he never paid for nothing, neither.’