Wimbledon woes

HOW I wish I could sit in the seats behind Boris Becker, John McEnroe and Tracey Austin with my friends.

We would chat among ourselves about the tennis, tell each other how knowledgeable we are and laugh at each other’s jokes.

I’m sure after ten minutes, they would call one of the Wimbledon stewards to have us ejected. N. KEAY, West Molesey, Surrey.