WHY

the outrage over Princess eugenie’s windsor wedding to former barman Jack Brooksbank costing taxpayers £2 million? Come on, she’s worth it. A comely minor royal marrying a (very) distant cousin; Airmiles Andy; Frankenstein Fergie as mother-of-the bride; C-list celebs vying for attention . . . the show works out at around 3p per Uk citizen — great value for such a laugh, I’d say.